And she wouldn't let you put it up her either
She'd be more likely to call the police though.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

You can't remember the phone number for the police,
So you feeling less depressed yet?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Yes
The one that tried to leave my bloke's mate by confessing to 4 year old affair came round, she helped me make rice crispie cakes. They're good.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)