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My birthday is tomorrow, so I'm egotistically looking at events that occured on my birthday. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_12

Loads of depressing shit apparently, Anne Frank's birthday, OJ killed Nicole Smith and Ron Goldman (allegedly) some bad stuff in the holocaust, hostages in Brazil, Gregory Peck died...

But worst of all, while my mum was popping me out of her soon to be cavernous vagoo, this thing was born

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendra_Wilkinson

So, /talk, tell me depressing things that have happened on your birthday. Apart from you getting a year older. You old pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
New Kendra show on Sunday!
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
She is what's wrong with the world.
And blonde my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
I think that's why I love her so

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I'd never heard of her.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
it's my jimbob's birthday tomorrow.
i like him.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
I dont know who that is
But i will say this, the us version of project runway is ten times better than the uk one. This is mainly due to the lack of Tim Gunn.

/ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
She's pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
I'm going to fly to the playboy mansion and kick her right in the uterus.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
lololol
it's certainly NOT Hef's.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Awesome
I can't wait for the show. I have it set up to record already.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
the day of my birthday = heysel

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
It's no hillsborough
Needs more scouse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
heysel is the trendy one

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Can we just discuss your cavernous vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
You could probably surf into it if you covered yourself in lard
OH WAIT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Yay manfat

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
i can't really be bothered to open up google, sorry, no offence, great forum post

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
No banter, :*(?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
i've come over all tired all of a sudden, no energy for banter, my fault not yours, no offfnzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
November 30th 1984
The Tamil Tigers begin the purge of the Sinhalese from North and East Sri Lanka; 127 are killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Good times!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
No doubt the mods had a word with mongy that day as well
Hes terrible and in need of a telling off and a nawty stepping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Why are you going on about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I've noticed how glamour models seem to be converging towards looking like barbie dolls.
This one looks like a barbie doll that was accidentally left in front of the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
6 December
1865 – The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, banning slavery.
1977 – South Africa grants independence to Bophuthatswana, although it is not recognized by any other country.
1981 - Jobe is born

All very dull unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
I'm trying to pronounce bophuthatswana
HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Bof-uth-at-swana.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Bo-fut-that-swana.
I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
You were one year off being born in the best year
Must try harder.

As punishment Gonzo is now going to marry your bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Oh bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Gonzo couldn't spell Zanzibar

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
She's much hotter than you,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
If you like vacuous hos.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
I'm just saying to wind up my good friend baroness.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I wasn't coming to her rescue
I've learnt now: give not a shit about a b3tan and all shall be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6158834
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
And she wouldn't let you put it up her either
She'd be more likely to call the police though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
You can't remember the phone number for the police,
So you feeling less depressed yet?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Yes
The one that tried to leave my bloke's mate by confessing to 4 year old affair came round, she helped me make rice crispie cakes. They're good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
1066 – Granada massacre: A Muslim mob storms the royal palace in Granada, crucifies Jewish vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela and massacres most of the Jewish population of the city.
1460 – Wars of the Roses: Battle of Wakefield.
1970 - Broadsword born
2006 – Deposed President of Iraq Saddam Hussein, convicted of the executions of 148 Iraqi Shiites, is executed by hanging.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Did you watch it with a funny hat on?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
You are an old.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
1927 - Hitler fingers a hamster
1959 - Elvis blows off
2006 - Britney Spears first experiment with anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
I just checked the list of birthdays, the most famous people I share a birthday with are Danny Glover and Bonnie Langford

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I share a birthday with Titus

u
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Ford stopped making the Model T, Oklahoma got blown up
and Oscar Wilde gets imprisoned for buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
man, that was one hell of a party weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Hee.
June 13th 1934 – Adolf Hitler and Mussolini meet in Venice, Italy; Mussolini later describes the German dictator as "a silly little monkey"."
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
RASIST

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Nothing really depressing actually
Nelson Mandela is inaugurated as South Africa's first black president in 94 on my 7th birthday. I remember hearing about it and not giving a fuck, black or white meant nothing to me, so I didn't quite understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
International Asperger's Day
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
May 9
1974 – Watergate Scandal: The United States House of Representatives Judiciary Committee opens formal and public impeachment hearings against President Richard Nixon.
1950 – L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health is released.
1933 – About 25,000 books, including at least one copy of the Bible, burned by the Nazis in Germany.

Andrew WK and Rosario Dawson were born in the same year as me (1979). I don't think that's depressing. YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
At least one copy of the bible, hey?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I NO

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
there are hardly any bibles left because of them

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
On my birthday...
"Adolf Hitler announces extermination of the Jews at a meeting in the Reich Chancellery"

Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)