A recent *irl who was nowhere near the internet at the time said I have very rugby-like shoulders.
She isn't wrong. I have incredible shoulders. Well done JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Big shoulders are good
big sofas are better.

Have you got a big sofa?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Indeed.
I'm a double winner.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I'm quite impressed, JMG.
Consider my heart a-flutter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)