JMG Fashion.
I'm out tonight. I'm wearing a red and white shirt which is incredibly rare for me.
What are your views?

Please don't make this about dinner.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

:S
I'm not that much of a fan of red and white when it comes to clothing, not together. Especially not on the same piece of clothing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

it works well on the welsh rugby shirt.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Bully for the Welsh, we're talking about JMG.
Welsh rugby player he isn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

A recent *irl who was nowhere near the internet at the time said I have very rugby-like shoulders.
She isn't wrong. I have incredible shoulders. Well done JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Big shoulders are good
big sofas are better.

Have you got a big sofa?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Indeed.
I'm a double winner.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I'm quite impressed, JMG.
Consider my heart a-flutter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

i thought we were talking about red and white clothes that you did or did not like.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Do you think I should like them?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

i don't know where we are going with this.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Answer the question.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

well as long as you hadn't overlooked the welsh rugby shirt,
you're fine.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Not even stripey pirate shirts?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Not even. Not all that much, anyway.
There's just better colours.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

JMG, it's horribly late here
Should I stay up later?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yes.
Why ever not? Enjoy yourself.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

which bit is red?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

The antlers?
That's what I was assuming. That or the rear turret.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

do shirts have souls?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Only the ones with shoes attached.
So yes, 87%.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

are they oversized shoes?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

You're an oversized shoe.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

one day i want to live in a shoe inside a paradox

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

One day I want to join Starfleet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

will there be badges?
i like stickers also, lots of stickers
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

There will be UNITARDS

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

that sounds like Eunuch
like in baron munchausen
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Should I inject you with faeces now?
You can't spell faeces without my name.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

ermm, just a biscuit, thanks

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

That won't hurt you very much.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I dunno..it sounds..kinda weird.
Monopoly?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Bit hard to get through the needle.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Look, leave the Monopoly alone.
If you must stab something, please use the gazebo.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Ohhh, a GAZEBO, is it?
You posh cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

By gazebo, I mean wall.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

WALL, is it?
Don't know you're born.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

We used to dreaaaaaam of living in a sewer.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

I saw a sewer in a film once.
It looked marvellous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Spiderman?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I can see why you'd think that, but no.
It's just a similar outfit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I wonder if it's raining in Kenya?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

It's always raining in Kenya.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

not on wednesdays

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

It's Thursday, Mastermind.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

it's always thursday, somewhere

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Especially, for some reason
on Thursdays.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

well, that depends what quadrant you're in

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Gamma for me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

beta or Delta?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Red and white?
That sort of reminds me of a lobster. I like lobsters I might buy one for dinner.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh shit, dinner.
I forgot I have to eat to live, what do I get?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Quiche.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'll give quiche a chance.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Excellent news.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

JMG - SECRET SUNDERLAND SUPPORTER?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

i've lost all faith :(

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

MY SWEET RED FAITH!
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Nah, he's just bandwaggoning on their glory from staying up.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

will you be eating out?

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

No.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

If it's striped, be careful.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Of course not.
That's a bridge too far.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

So it's red and white, like
some sort of table cloth?

*shakes head*
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Have you kidnapped him?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

he edited his flounce speech to mention you
you can thank me for that, I sent him a GAZ specifically requesting it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

:(
I didn't even make his list

:(
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Me neither and he's been to our house many times.
So he knows exactly what kind of cunt I am.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

You can go on my list if you want.
I say my list, it's more of a "register"...
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

One can never be on too many registers.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Someone should make a b3ta flounce site.
There could be online betting on who'll go next and shit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Poor Wormulus.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Awww. Wook at his widdle smile.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

In honour of the six nil trouncing?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

MIGHTY England!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)