I know you're going to die
but I wish you'd hurry up about it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

This place can be stunningly helpful sometimes.
I had to go to a Catholic school today to look at some work they want doing and I was able to explain to my colleague why the church car park (next door) was full and there was a mass going on in the school hall.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Did you both point and laugh
and then loudly proclaim you believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

No.
I prefer eterneity in heaven to eternity in hell.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)