Me and baby shambles both won on the premium bongs this week.
Which was doubly fortunate as I meant to cash mine in last month but never got around to it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Bongs, ey?
ZOMG bad parent.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

pg dn

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Oh I see
Well, sorry but I can do it and still breathe.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Keep trying.
At the very least it'll keep your stubby fingers away from the keyboard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

You're a disgrace.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Perhaps.
But I'm our disgrace.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Cool
Bloke at work has the maximum you can have or something. He always wins something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

He needs taking to one side and giving a firm talk on fiscal prudence.
They're a pretty piss-awful investment since they've cut back the prizes because of the interest rates. It's nice to get a cheque from the gubmint though ... it's like being on the dole without being on the dole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

he had a massive redundancy a few years ago
I don't think he's that arsed about it growing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)