I've had her
she needs to bleach her anus
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Is yours bleached, G?
We've all read of your own quest to be perfect.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

bleached, trimmed and if the wind's in the right direction it can whistle the Battle Hymn of the Republic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

*National Anthem. Tear in the eye.*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

if the wind's in the wrong direction you get Yackety Sax

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)