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Have we discussed Megan Fox's weird toe-thumbs?
This is a topic based on WOMEN and GLAMOUR.
Somebody will blame ME for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
I hear her nipples take up her entire breasts

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
I think she's alright.
But not the hottest filly in the stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
i do not CARE
she is s HOTTIE
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
I have been to N E W C A S T L E

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
Everybody is telling me they've been or are coming to Newcastle lately.
It's quite a trend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
IT IS WIN
florita

what a place!
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
I am respected, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
apparently she has four stomachs

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
Take that back, you son of a bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
She could have midgets for thumbs,
and I'd still let her piss on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
She would be in line behind Katy Perry, however.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
Katy Perry.....
I'll be back in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
I've had her
she needs to bleach her anus
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
Is yours bleached, G?
We've all read of your own quest to be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
bleached, trimmed and if the wind's in the right direction it can whistle the Battle Hymn of the Republic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
*National Anthem. Tear in the eye.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
if the wind's in the wrong direction you get Yackety Sax

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
I can't bowl properly.
My thumb doesn't fit into the thumb hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
How big is your thumb?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Big enough that bowling is uncomfortable and I look like a bowling spazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
Bowling is shit anyway.
I've never got the hang of it. And wearing someone else's shoes is fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
At least you keep your socks on.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)