Look out the window...
....see that stranger wanking in the hedge with the telephoto lens?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

The worst thing is
I actually look around every time.
Damn you Serafinowicz!
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)