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i told myself this time it was going to be different
this job I was actually going to do some work for a change. After ten years in London employing Total Work Avoidance Tactics I was going to turn over a new leaf. I'm now two months into a new job in Sydney which I was lucky to get, and so far my work day has consisted of:

*arriving 3/4 hour late
*watching Daily Show online
*trolling against christians on yahoo answers till I got bored
*searching through pirate bay to download some sentimental computer games from the 90's
*scheduling fake meeting so I could have morning coffee with the misses in cemetary overlooking crashing surf
*digitising some old ski videos for a mate onto dvd
*idly skimming through the B3ta lateshift

my big decision for the day is vietnamese beef soup or a grilled roast beef panini
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
post ending in 7 decides what I shove up my sphincter

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
Pineapple.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
Pineapple.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
Pineapple.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
OP here
totally shoved a pineapple up my sphincter just now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
BOXXY IS DAT U?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
pictures,
or it didn't happen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
fake timestamp is fake

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
Hey Gilgers, right.
Sammi got her own section on THE LIST, the silly spastic. What we need to do is expose how little she knows about EVERYTHING a bit more, then make a book and sell it for millions.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
christ man, just link her profile and add a message saying "click any of the links from here"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
ITT: POST WIN ON SAMMI

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
lolol
THE SPASTIX-FILES
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6218286
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5288158
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)
complete set of star wars action figures

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
Baseball Bat

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
Baseball Bat

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
Ooh, I feel all channy and dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
lol someone say summit about a dirty channy lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
cool story bro

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
Tits or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
look at my boner
this is a boners thread
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
I like going on gif
Animated boners lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
yo /b/ how can i hack my ex gf's hotmail account?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
needs more pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)
/b/ IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL ARMY!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)
this is possibly the best thread ever on /talk
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(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)
fuck you newfag

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)
HOW DO U DO TRIFORCE SOME1 TELL ME

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
alt-f4

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)
You're part of the cancer that's killing /talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

/talk SSG

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
so when do we reckon Sebastian Winnett, who is Wormulus, the scarf-wearing cockhound, will un-flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
He came back last time when he realised no-one really cared and pretended it was all a joke.
Sebastian Winnett, aka Wormulus, will almost definitely return. He probably lurks daily.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)
WIV DA HANKSTAZ NOW 4EVA IN AR HARTS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)
that reminds me, I need to alert googlebot to the Sebastian Tagnut/Wormulus/scarf wearing cockhound thing
brb
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)
We didn't start them flouncing
It was always brewing
From the posts they were spewing

We didn't start them flouncing
It was always brewing
From the posts they were spewing

Sammi, Dave and Az The Spaz
If anymore flounce pls send a Gaz
Bou, Bob Todd, Wormulus,
Rotating Wobbly Hat
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)
You're a completely annoying piece of ass

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
Going to bed crying because of this.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
I can't remember what this thread was originally about

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)
Let's hack for cancer research k?
I totally hacked this guy who picked on me in gym class, then I used my japanese martial arts experience to kick his ass, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
cool story bro

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)
I'm so fucking bored
I swear I could start World War 3 when I get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)
LOL WW3 IS WW£ FOR SURE AMIRITE?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
I'd totally forgotten my birthday is Youtube Porn Day
I'm so happy right now, seriously you guys, I've got tears in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
sum1 xray this for me
www.b3tards.com/u/03fc7aaf2da2ed5ac586/melol.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
done
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!!!11ONE
encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:ACCIDENTALLY.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2361432
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)
God I'd forgotten about syncubus
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
you fancy him
you want him sooooooooo bad
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
I hope he greases up his cock via webcam for me
I'd love to get into bulimia.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)
I like the way Syncubus seemed worried and slightly disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
I done a lol at the bottom right.
img.4chan.org/b/src/1244777106187.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
I'd click that but I suspect they have evil hotlink detection causing browser upsets

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)
It's an emo dog, but sideway so you have to tilt your head to read it, which says "Head On Shoulder... Only Yours"

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:32, archived)
Too soon dude...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)