*ties bacon to string*
Oh, wait...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

*has sex with a wolf inside a bag*
... wait, that's still wrong, isn't it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)