'Internet Lawyerman' sent me a threatening gaz...
... prompted by my 'I made some notes' gaz to you-know-who. Do you think they could be related? I think we should be told!

Edit - Sorry for stinking up /talk with Winnet related nonsense.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Prompted by your what to who?
Too early for intrigue.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

'Too early for intrigue' - I loled..
... I sent a gaz to Wormboy about his adolescent behaviour.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Ahahaha,
Poor little Tarquin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Saying?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Something like...
... you're not big or clever, kill yourself.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Hmm
Take your own advice?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

HOLY SHIT!
And DEATH too?
OMG YOUR SHIT ON THE INTERNET AND SHOULD BE DEAD?!

Bloody hell. I think you should step away from your keyboard before someone gets carried away.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh how charming.
Good to see basic manners still play a part on the internet.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

In the chap's defence
manners and b3ta aren't exactly old chums.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

*wants you dead too* !!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Aye, but I've heard about you and munking.
(it might not be munking)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

??

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Catching the juices out of a corpses genitals
when your mate jumps on their torso.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

0_0

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

It might not be called munking
but that's essentially the gist. Good family day out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I love you, mith.

(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

good morning, igor.
all limbs still attached?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Yeth thir, thankth for athking
thith leg ith much better than the old one. A left one might have been more traditional but I take what I can get, Wouldn't want to wathte a perfectly good leg jutht coth it'th the wrong thide.
(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

well quite, and no-one will ever be able to accuse you of having 2 left feet now
stirling work, igor. now bring me my breakfast
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Yeth thir.
I'll thee what I've got in the fridge thir.
(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

manners, not maffers
silly guffbeak
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

FUCK OFF AND DIE.

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

That's the spirit.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Oooh, you big flirt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Aww, I'm sorry.
I like you really, Wowwie.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

That's alright, I like 'em feisty.
If you're a lucky girl I'll kick you down a hole and not feed you for a few days, get you really good and angry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

i always want to call her 'wowbagger'
if any of you know why, you're terrible geeks
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

I've not got any testicles
if I did, though, they'd be old friends with everyone's forehead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

nothing to do with teabagging

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

:(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

don't be sad!
see here
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Niiiice

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I had to google it.
My first thought was Warcraft.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

cripes, no.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

*ties bacon to string*
Oh, wait...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

*has sex with a wolf inside a bag*
... wait, that's still wrong, isn't it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Yeah, you're right...
... there's no excuse for rudeness.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

oh jeez, you tosspiece
don't do that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Right oh..
... I won't.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

bit late...
... for that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

True...
... once sent cannot be unsent. A lesson for us all.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Ohhh. You told someone off on the internet.
I'm glad we have someone to monitor the internet for us.
It would be chaos otherwise.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I tell loads of people off.
You're all rotters though, and deserve it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

By GAZ?
That's infinitely more serious than a quick "you're shit" on the board.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Nah, not by gaz. That's for whinging about others.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

SERIOUS BIZNESS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

or a big... Who cares?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I do. S'gossip.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

S'rubbish gossip though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Better than nothing, Maffs.
I need to be entertained.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

*makes a lesser b3tan juggle for you*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Make him juggle with acid and fire.
MAKE IT COME OUT GREEN!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

*makes*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I proper love you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Sounds boring though.

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Does anyone care?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Captain Wow does.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Weirdo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Aren't we all.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

No
You are an uber-weirdo
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

At least I'm an Uber-something... :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Why the sadface?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

and proud.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Woo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Anyone called
Internet Lawyerman using the Internet to send legal/threatening things should be treated with a nice big serving of Get To Fuck

A) Anyone can shout legal shite across the internet
B) Never do anything in response to legal-internet-shite, until you get something concrete in writing. Multiple times.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

InternetLawyerman is a comedy account.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

you should have added
DUHHHHHHHHHH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I should have added
Here's what I think of something at early o'clock in the morning before my tea levels have risen
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Excuses excuses...
DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I WOULD LIKE A PLATE
OF MALTY DEATH PLEASE, WITH CHIPS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

CAKE OR DEATH.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I've seen more interesting paving slabs than this gossip.

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yeah I don't think it was secret,
but well done inspector spacko.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

ooh-oooh

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

*wants you dead* !!!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

dun-da-dun-da-dun inspector spacko
dun-da-dun-da-dun dun dun woo-oo
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Ha.
Yeah.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

*puts you on the death list*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

It's hardly secret
see also: Hermione, Police Dog, MadGutters etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

aw MAN
i like police dog
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I'd always hoped it was CHB. :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

i thought it was DG

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

No no, they're not all Wormulus
but they're all people who've either admitted or who it's blatantly obvious.

I'm still mystified by igor, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

yeah. wasn't madgutters actually bud?
i don't know who police dog is

and now i suspect igor is you
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

CUFFBERT

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

IS AN ABOMINATION

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I wish.
I'm the only poster I'm sure igor's not. I suspect a midlander, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

whoever it is
it's fucking ace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

that's exactly what someone who was igor would say

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Fasci-fucking-nating.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

hel-fucking-lo

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I don't agrre with this...
I declare Shenanigans!
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)