I'd wear a lab coat and goggles and nothing else.
And do AWFUL things to my assistant with a test tube.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Smash the end of it so that its all jagged and sharp
and then stab them repeatedly in the eyes with it.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

you watch different porn to me, it seems

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'm bored of all those speculum style shots.

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)