he's...
alive?

EDIT: And no, the universe belongs to the gods. UNITARianISM 4EVA
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

It only grazed his hand.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

if it was me
I'd have got the sun in my eyes and missed it altogether. Why was he trying to catch it anyway?
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yuo've never tried to catch a white hot fireball?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I don't do SPORTZ
lol
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Duh, because then he's the next one to marry Zeus.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

This

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)