Photoshop an incriminating picture of the groom and a dead animal and post it on his facebook.
Problem solved.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

They would just look at it and say "silly sam" and laugh for a bit,

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)