Maybe not new in time, but...
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I class that as a new person. plus the ~ faq ~ doesn't have an option that says "Hello person who has been here for nearly 2 and a half years. Please read our FAQ. Cheers." unfortunately
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)