As a gay, I feel fully qualified to answer this quandary.
Forget the tights, start outfit from scratch.

I'll look through your wardrobe and throw away most of your clothes and then set you up with a wardrobe of 24 interchangeable pieces that you will be able to wear for any occasion. It's a revolutionary new concept!

That's all coming up, plus Brix and I will have the regular high street vs designer challenge. Stay tuned!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)