I'm off out in half an hour, and i'm still getting ready.
Thin patterned tights with short cullottes and low heels.
OR
No tights and a floral pattern above the ankle skirt with medium heels.

I like both ideas, but i'm sure the internet will have an opinion.
You can assume the top goes with either.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hmm
The /talk fashion department sports a pair of stained Y-fronts.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

mine aren't stained
I only turned them inside out yesterday
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'd go for option 2
but I'm old.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Option 2 is a nice one.
And if it turns cooler later would probably make more sense.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

alright Mrs Hood Butter
I may be coming to your bash
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

As a gay, I feel fully qualified to answer this quandary.
Forget the tights, start outfit from scratch.

I'll look through your wardrobe and throw away most of your clothes and then set you up with a wardrobe of 24 interchangeable pieces that you will be able to wear for any occasion. It's a revolutionary new concept!

That's all coming up, plus Brix and I will have the regular high street vs designer challenge. Stay tuned!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

shhhhh, here we see on the forum a fat chick seeking attention, don't spook her
HELLO DARLING, SHOW ME YOUR BUMHOLE!!1111!1
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

oh bugger

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Fat sphincters make the best crackling.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

INTERNET GIRL

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

No, i'm male, 43, Leeds, Truck cab, Dave.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

why bother?
the shit trucker answer is almost as shit as the lolgirl post
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

People seem happier when they think i'm not me.
I just give them what they like.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm not sure
and still getting ready half an hour before you go out? I usually start about 10 minutes before I go out, so you have plenty of time to try on both outfits before Ken arrives and you zoom off to all the hot night spots in town.
( magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Do you have long hair to do?
Do you wear makeup?
Do you have a range of things to wear that look suitable, but when you see them in the mirror aren't quite what you thought?

That'll be why you can do it in 10 mins.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I think you're putting in too much effort

( magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Cheers.
I think.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

wear the wolf's rectum across your brow

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I'd go for option 2, but only because I haven't got the legs for option 1
Well, I have got the legs, but I'm not getting them out of the deep freeze at this time of night.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Option 1

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)