I heard this when I was about 7.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Aren't you the one that puts videos of yourself masturbating onto a website?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

That could apply to a lot of people here.
But yes, that's me.

Are you after a second look or something?
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Not quite

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Why bring it up then, you dirty little fox?

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Because I wanted to clarify it

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Oh, it's been clarified several times.
It's pretty much ghee right now.

Look, if you want the videos, just gaz me and I'll be happy to send them for your viewing pleasure.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Yeah, that's definitely what I want

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

You're such a flirt!
What a minx. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

o_0

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

If you really want to, we can chat on MSN for a while.
Maybe we'll get to meet up and I'll fuck the shit out of you.

Otherwise, please stop the malicious attempts at my personality.

A-thankyou.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Oooo, threatened violence on the internet
you must be hard
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Hard as fuck and ready to plow it into you, dude.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

My arms are musclier than yours

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

That's a bit of a turn on. Grrrr. :D

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Don't mind him Bobson.
He'll flounce off soon enough with the promise of never coming back to all us MEANIES.

That, and he's shit and not worth the effort.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

oh be nithe dave

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

He's trying to "out" you as a homophobe and failing terribly.
It's what all the OMGLOOKATMEIAMGAY types do.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fucking homophobe.
Look how ironic! On both counts.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

7?
Thats nothing I heard this when I was like 2. Get over it.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

When you were 2, I was like -35

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Is that minus 35? Or like dash 35.
Either way. I'm hurt I'm 24, but I still feel so young you know.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Oh. I'm 25.
Apologies.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Accepted.
25? It could be love.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Only if you look like JC.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

A lady version of JC...
It's uncanny
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Sorry, I don't appreciate lady parts.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)