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Cucumber, Pickle and Penis having an argument.
Cucumber says 'life is shit, when I get long and hard I get chopped up and put in a salad'. The Pickle says 'you think you have it tough? When I get long and hard I get chopped up and drowned in a jar full of vinegar'. Then the Penis says 'you two have it easy, when I get long and hard, I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved inside a damp dark cave and have my head smacked against a wall until I throw up and faint'
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I heard this when I was about 7.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Aren't you the one that puts videos of yourself masturbating onto a website?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
That could apply to a lot of people here.
But yes, that's me.

Are you after a second look or something?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Not quite

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Why bring it up then, you dirty little fox?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Because I wanted to clarify it

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Oh, it's been clarified several times.
It's pretty much ghee right now.

Look, if you want the videos, just gaz me and I'll be happy to send them for your viewing pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
Yeah, that's definitely what I want

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
You're such a flirt!
What a minx. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
If you really want to, we can chat on MSN for a while.
Maybe we'll get to meet up and I'll fuck the shit out of you.

Otherwise, please stop the malicious attempts at my personality.

A-thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Oooo, threatened violence on the internet
you must be hard
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Hard as fuck and ready to plow it into you, dude.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
My arms are musclier than yours

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
That's a bit of a turn on. Grrrr. :D

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Don't mind him Bobson.
He'll flounce off soon enough with the promise of never coming back to all us MEANIES.

That, and he's shit and not worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
oh be nithe dave

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
He's trying to "out" you as a homophobe and failing terribly.
It's what all the OMGLOOKATMEIAMGAY types do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Fucking homophobe.
Look how ironic! On both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
7?
Thats nothing I heard this when I was like 2. Get over it.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
When you were 2, I was like -35

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Is that minus 35? Or like dash 35.
Either way. I'm hurt I'm 24, but I still feel so young you know.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Oh. I'm 25.
Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Accepted.
25? It could be love.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Only if you look like JC.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
A lady version of JC...
It's uncanny
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
Sorry, I don't appreciate lady parts.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

'you think you have it tough? When I get long and hard I get chopped up and drowned in a jar full of vinegar' what? i don't understand? why do you get chopped up? hoots mon. aberdeen. lolfat etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

what? i don't understand? why do you get chopped up? hoots mon. aberdeen. lolfat etc...
 but it's not so bad if I get put as a side serving with chips
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I heard that in 1975
srsly
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Haha old

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
dude, you just told a 35 year old joke
like, srsly wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
lol i no

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)