I hate myself I'm so fat and ugly
No boys liked me in school they called me Grimhotep and I hate my life and I only get presents from accountancy firms and they're always advertising cups :((((
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

can I cheer you up by clicking this?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I suppose it's worth a try

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)