Horse.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I can see why you might think that

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Actually its a highly sophisticated beard weave
made from the real back and chest hairs of pirates.
( spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)