b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6221718

*ahem*
Just an apology for my drunken ways before. To signify my dearest apology, please accept this picture of our horse Eric with a French braid which I assure you, was done against his own will :] i75.photobucket.com/albums/i289/POINSETTIA1/erica.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Your thread's better than mine, I must say.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Mine was just a passive-aggressive poncey way to boast that I'm reading Camus in the original French.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
Whoops, did I say that?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I'm reading foreign books you know.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
You're too pissed to be able to read.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
I haven't had a drink in weeks, actually.
I'm rectifying that once exams are over.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
I'm naturally this dull.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
*bgns*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
BRING BACK ERASTY!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
BLUE NAMER

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
*Thumbs up*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
bollocks, I bet you're playing WoW in the original hobbit really

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
foiled :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
I love that book. Did it for A Level.
When do you finish your exams?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Tuesday.
I did pretty well at both lit papers, and Economics. Just French/Italian Reading/Writing/Listening to go now.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
I'm reading Crime & Punishment in English
GET IN.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
English as in the language, not the class.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
I normally hate horses,
but THAT one!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Actually looks like a unicorn,
but its spike is pointing downwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
You know what, I love that
Mainly because I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
They really are best of all the animals

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I love Erica
best of all the braided animals
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
Erica Roe, whatever happened to her?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
She hatched into a lovely shoal of caviar

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
I'm not clicking that.
It's no reflection on the link itself, it's just that I think you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
:(
Why so?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
It's mostly because you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
What can I do to prove I'm not?

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Extract from his profile
"Alex. Male. 20. Welsh. Travel Agent. Cunt."

We're all cunts here, except me, I'm nice,
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Well thank goodness for that.,
But is being Welsh a requirement?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
I'm sure it helps with the banter.
But not really, no.

Welcome, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
It definately helps.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
Horray for being half Welsh

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
christ, don't apologise you spineless cretin
I post brainfart shit posts all the time

Just brass it out and pretend you were being ironic, these fools will lap it up
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I have a lot to learn
You cunt.


See, am I doing it right? :)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Now you're learning!
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Reusing the same insult?
Pathetic...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Horse.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
I can see why you might think that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Actually its a highly sophisticated beard weave
made from the real back and chest hairs of pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)