you're going to go out on a saturday night? are you some kind of freak

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I've often considered commiting myself to the b3ta cause.
I'd have to put a colostomy bag in, get pizza express on speed dial, and eat nachos until I expand to fit my chair.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)