Will be underneath a car, replacing big end (ooo errr!) bearing shells.
It's a fun packed oily day.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I dealt with perished fuel lines on Thursday
I'm still in bed recovering from petrol poisoning
*cradles vom-bucket*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you should try Dr Gilgy's Scampi Flavour Fries detox diet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

that sounds really fucking tasty actually
I need something supremely salty
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Doesn't sound particularly pleasant.
I've drank enough oil doing this job to last me a lifetime. Working directly under where the oil sump was is fucking horrible.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)