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MORNING Beethreeteeeaye
what are your plans for this lovely Saturday. We aren't doing much, I might get my shorts on and do some gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
doin stuff
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
I'm meeting my Dad and his partner for lunch
and then they're coming to take a look at my new flat.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
haha
gay dad
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
I could have said girlfriend, but that word seems a little childish

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Badum Tish

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
My Grandma has a boyfriend
I don't think it's childish. Sound like a whole bottle of ace to me.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
Quite
Partner sounds like a business arrangement
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
Quality jokeage.
Would reply again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Will be underneath a car, replacing big end (ooo errr!) bearing shells.
It's a fun packed oily day.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
I dealt with perished fuel lines on Thursday
I'm still in bed recovering from petrol poisoning
*cradles vom-bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
you should try Dr Gilgy's Scampi Flavour Fries detox diet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
that sounds really fucking tasty actually
I need something supremely salty
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Doesn't sound particularly pleasant.
I've drank enough oil doing this job to last me a lifetime. Working directly under where the oil sump was is fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I should do some gardening.
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, how I keep from going under.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
eating carrot cake
geocaching
putting up some shelves in the bathroom
having some LOVELY curtains put up
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

carrot cake cock
cach cock
shelves cock
bath cock
curtain cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Excellent use of strike out.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

strike cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
*geocaching fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
I didnt realise this place was called
B3ti
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
ooh b3ti!
(i used to hate that show)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
i fancy i might sleep for most of it
but need to go to the farmers' market first. possibly make some more drum machines after that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Going home from work
Sleeping, playing out on the beer and music train to Ribblehead later, more kip
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
ribblehead is a great insult

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
If you are offended by viaducts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
viaducts! viaducts! woosh woosh! woosh woosh!
elegant arches and old stone wallings
viaducts! viaducts! woosh woosh! woosh woosh!
but there's a poison that i must dispense
you think they're lovely but they cause me offence
viaducts! viaducts! woosh woosh! woosh woosh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
shut it, ribblehead

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
whatever, you massive crumlin!
it's another viaduct, a welsh one
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
i'll be tidying up my filo-fax
then putting all the BINGO tickets in order, great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I'm going to wonder around london later and spend money I don't really have.
Yesterday I went to borough market and brought the best cheese I've ever had, the biggest artichokes I've ever seen, and loads and loads of other bits. I also went to Harrods to get my favorite lollipops.

I think I might buy a new jacket today, I don't really have a summer jacket at the moment. Marks or BHS maybe... I donno.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I got some Root Beer and Grape Soda too.
Man, it was quite a good day yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
didn't even have to use your KA

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
have they got those tiny watermelons at borough market yet?
i was at london bridge at 3, you never called :(((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Go to elephant and castle.
Stand there. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
No elephants, no castles, and I got mugged on the way home, twice.
Worst place in london.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
i used to live near there, that pink shopping centre is awful

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I think it's the only shopping centre in london that makes Wood Green look good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
it is utterly awful, even the little bit of market is looked down on by street children in bogata

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
really?
im goign to have to go to wood green now to have a look
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Coincidentally, I avoided a mugging by running very fast in E & C.
Walking through a subway, on a Sunday, in the middle of the day. Managed to make the bus that was conveniently about to leave the bus stop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
wern't me gonz, i work the old kent road

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
i remember new kent road is near the elephant and castle as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
not my patch i tell you, i'm more a traditional s/e lahndahn mugger, what what

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
ah so you stick to the tradiontal muggers code do you?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
oh yes, i never mug one of my own and i never mug old people, it's mainly tourists

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
I didn't see any of them.
Oh man, I didn't realise, you're famous on the internet, I could have scored some cool-points if I had known.

You know 'Finchley Road' on the Juibali line, is that proper-finchley? Because that would be a really easy way for me to get to that part of london, rather than traveling most of the way through the pick-my-willy line.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
I stole my friends name and used is as my new facebook url.
Some daft American had already stolen my actual name.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
there is some kind of table top sale
over the wall at the bottom of my garden,

so I plan on attempting to buy cake without leaving the boundaries of my home
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
Sellotape a baking tray to a really long stick.
I'm sure this will work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
doin things
*fist clench*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Doing things, with your fist?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Hell yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
Need to write a talk, fill in some applications
and take some golf clubs to the charity shop, unless someone here wants some.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
I love biting the crust off of toast, folding the middle in half and eating it like a big buttery taco.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
So you like the taco eh?
Do you like them with cheese on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
I'm going to a /qotw heavy bash later

(PsychoChomp, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)