a-ah, now Jammy, this is the Internet.
Girls do not frequent this place.

Under Internet Legislation put forward by Piston Broke in 1993, any 'girl' mentioned offline means you're automatically shagging them.

This was used to great effect by Mr Broke in the 1994-7 Virgin wars at Games Workshop, where by standing near women,
talking about it online, his interego proved he had been positively swimming in poon.

You dole virgin bald.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

YOU FLIMSY WRISTED QUEEN!
An excellent post, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)