That's what you get for drinking petrol.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I didn't drink it
I just inhaled massive quantities of it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Bloody hell, how did you manage that?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

replacing perished fuel hoses on the car
working exposed (and with the stuff gushing onto my hands over and over again) for two hours. I'm an idiot.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)