Well, I'm only 12 st 3lb now
And rather pleased that I got into these 32" waist Levis tonight. God, what have I become? Some kind of neurotic housewife?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Isnt it time for your face mask?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I'm off to get my arsed waxed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

You're very svelte lately, it's true.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

You totally want me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Levis?
It's not 1985.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

It was the last time I put these on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)