The internet isn't as good as it used to be.
I preferred it when it was all Netscape and there were only 256 colours.

What makes you think that 1995 wasn't so bad, really?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

I was eleven and a half stone and had hair down to my arse

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

And still in your mid fourties...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

It's a miracle of the age

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Noit is now only eleven stone.
Skinny fucker.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Fucking hell
what have you been doing to him? Keeping him in a box under the stairs?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

He's been walking lots and lots in his job.
He's naturally skinny, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

l n
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Well, I'm only 12 st 3lb now
And rather pleased that I got into these 32" waist Levis tonight. God, what have I become? Some kind of neurotic housewife?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Isnt it time for your face mask?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I'm off to get my arsed waxed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

You're very svelte lately, it's true.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

You totally want me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Levis?
It's not 1985.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

It was the last time I put these on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

I'm 10 and a half stone
Fit as a fiddle me, just wish I could kick the crack :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Now you're a good 14 years older, with lesser hair and you grumble and moan at a person you've never met, from the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

www.wwwk.co.uk/music/hit-singles/songs/90s/outherebro-dontstop.htm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

I was 12
I can't remember if that was good or bad. Telly and advertising and 'celebrities' weren't quite so shit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

We beat everybody at SJP.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Sarah Jessica Parker?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Sarah Jessica Parker?
oops, gay answer.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

TWO GAYS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

I was speaking for myself
I'm sure MOT had his own agenda unknown to me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

Gangstas Paradise boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Oooooh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Fred West RIP

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

SSG will get to meet this great man soon.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Father of the Bride II
YES!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I finally sat my A-level exams and got decent grades (moved from my island home to a cool sixth form college in Cambridge for a year), which was good
but I also didn't apply to Oxbridge and failed to keep in touch with a lot of cool people, which was bad...

If I had a time machine, I would definitely go back and give my 1995 self a good talking to (although that would create some sort of paradox etc.)
( custard, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

there's nothing bad about not applying to Oxbridge,
I didn't either. There are loads of other good universities. And jobs, for that matter.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

I didn't.
But then I'm not nearly smart enough for Oxford or Cambridge.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

I reckon I was,
but they didn't go through UCAS at the time so I didn't think it was worth the bother.
Although I knew a guy who got 5 As at A-level and still got rejected.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I just wish I had applied instead of assuming that I wouldn't get in
I would have done loads more work/learnt more at Oxbridge; I bumped into a few undergrads that I knew whilst doing my A-levels, and the amount of work/reading they were required to do was much more than I was required to do at my uni (for them, doing the minimum wasn't really an option).
( custard, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

talk see
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

My Dad ditched the ski-slope-nosed Swiss bitch he'd shacked up with
and had a mid-life crisis, which was a laugh to ride on the periphery of
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Is a periphery a make of sports car?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

No, but he did buy a bright red Toyota Celica

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

Not much to remember from being 4, i'm guessing I didn't have many worries.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

I was working as a research assistant with no overheads and access to cheap stoodent beer and cheaper stoodent women.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Also some bloke at the university of delft had uploaded his entire smut collection onto an ftp server and started the porn-o-net revolution.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I was a stoodent, but never cheap.
Or a woman.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

I could still have had you any time I wanted you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I moved to Cornwall
and impregnated my wife.

And had a 386 SX 16 laptop with a black and white screen so I couldn't see all of those colours until 1996 when I got a 386 DX 20 desktop.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I was 7 to 8 years old and didn't have to do things like Condensed matter physics.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Toy Story came out.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

So did Dale Winton.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

i can't remember 1995

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

1995 was pretty shit looking on wiki for what happened that year

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

It started off badly, what with Fred West dying and everything.
It was all downhill from there.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Dire Straits RIP

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

National Lottery started too
I hated the bint in my class who got four numbers in the first draw
( custard, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)