MAIL.
MAIL. NOT E-MAIL. MAIL. ON PAPER. OFFLINE.



You fahkin mappet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

you're seeing "e"s

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

When you're in bed with another man. Which of you wins the battle to be the "giver"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I always win
deep down inside the internet knows this.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Keep saying it nice and loudly. So everyone can see.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I'll call you bald and dole at some point.
I might even make some mention of your mother's abode.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)