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That reminds me. ME.
I recieved mail from Derek Llambias today. "WHO?!" I hear you ask through a mouthful of Wotsits.
He's the top brass at NUFC. Apologising for last season and trusting I'll be there to follow the side next season.
Lovely.


Tell me of your mail.
Or. Fall out with somebody on here at high speed.
I was disappointed to see repliers to Baldmonkey's thread were in part VERY serious, as opposed to my own.
I'm starting to get the impression you're getting terrified of JMG bullying you for being a cyber-queen.
Which in all fairness, is understandable. But please don't bottle it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Too many words and that.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Just read the top half.
That might be enough to fix the problem in part two.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
It was a mass mail you muppet,
newcastle don't care about the individual fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
MAIL.
MAIL. NOT E-MAIL. MAIL. ON PAPER. OFFLINE.



You fahkin mappet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
you're seeing "e"s

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
When you're in bed with another man. Which of you wins the battle to be the "giver"?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
I always win
deep down inside the internet knows this.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Keep saying it nice and loudly. So everyone can see.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I'll call you bald and dole at some point.
I might even make some mention of your mother's abode.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Barclaycard telling me I didn't get the job AGAIN.
They sent me the same one two weeks ago. Are they trying to rub it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
nah, its just a reminder

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
HA! Racism, Ireland.. Racism.
Take them for all they've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
From two seperate people.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
The first one was for the job you applied for
the second one should be kept in a drawer in case you ever think about applying to them again.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
GUTTED

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
FUCKING WANKERS.
Hello minge tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
in similar news
ebay have given me, and only me, 10p listing for one solitary day sometime next week. Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
Sell guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
NEW: you earned $197 today

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
TAKE MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTION TRAINING ONLINE

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
You've recieved a question about your e-bay item.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
Or did you want some of my e-mails?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
*Applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Today I got a letter from my bank,
informing me that my overdraught limit is exactly the same as it has been for the last 8 years or so.
It also told me I have to make regular payments into my account, such as my salary, in order to keep it. Which is nice. I don't get regular payments, otherwise I would, honestly. I haven't even been in any overdraught for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Oh proper mail
I got one of those the other day. I might stay in Ireland and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Do you intend to pick a pointless arguement with them based on 10p every five years being regular?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I might,
although it's more than that. I get £100 off my gran every Christmas.
I can manage my finances, is the point. I might not have much throughput, but I've never been over my authorised overdraught limit, ever, while plenty of people with respectable salaries seem to manage it every month. Maybe that's exactly the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
I'm watching No Country for Old Men.
I've been fine up until the last ten minutes, when I've both jumped and squeemed.

I've noticed LoveFilm are now doing watch online stuff. I've been looking to see if anyone's made a plugin for XBMC so I can watch stuff on my xbox.

edit: "Want to Get Noticed by Other Singles?"
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Watched it for the second time the other day. Such a good film.
Might even put it on again later.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
yeah, this was the second time I'd watched it
I've now put on 300.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Have you emailed in a bid yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
11p
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I might piggyback on a consortium.
Then sweep to full command.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
I can imagine this being VERY POPULAR in Newcastle
and you've already got good experience at dealing with being blamed for everything, online
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
If you listen to Tears for Fears' "Mad World"
at about 2:25, it will give you the urge to play Lemmings.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
i've got three 419 spam emails
no idea why they've started, i've had the account for 3 or so years

i'm thinking of messing around with them, Lu style :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
OHH MY SWEET LU!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
i need some crisps

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)