A Spartan would beat them both.
As would a Roman.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

you best be trolling

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

No.
A spartan doesn't need armour. If they tense their muscles all man made weapons will simply bounce off.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)