If the circumstances weren't so tragic,
that would be such a happy boat. And Karl.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

When he pulls through (unlikely, but still), I'll turn those frowns the right way up.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)