Life is a hideous onslaught of pain, misery, debt and disaster
still, at least when you die none of that matters
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Also you have no idea when you're going to die
which makes things exciting
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Oop! I thought I was just going to bike to the supermarket today but I ended up catching a stray bullet in the brain!
Haha, oh man, I'm like Charlie Chaplin or something.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)