Christ, I've had a hard day!
I need a drink. Cheer me up please :)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

why not just go have a drink?

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I am doing right now but it won't go down fast enough

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

drink something stronger then

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

name me a lager stronger than tennants super

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Gin.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

gin lager?
do asda stock any?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

vodka

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Uncle Igor's Famous Falling Over Water
google it
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Bass Shandy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Why?
You're drinking shandy bass.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

a pint of my own boiled piss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

This will make you feel sad then happy because we have all united against a common enemy.
www.b3ta.com/board/9519540
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

that is a masterpiece
you are the next Banksey
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Thanks.
This isn't about me though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I like the way you have accurately captured the fact that Esme has only one boob with two nipples.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

i want in

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Wanna cookie?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

only if it's double choc chip

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

only single but very fresh

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

at least you're not Welsh

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Life is a hideous onslaught of pain, misery, debt and disaster
still, at least when you die none of that matters
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Also you have no idea when you're going to die
which makes things exciting
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Oop! I thought I was just going to bike to the supermarket today but I ended up catching a stray bullet in the brain!
Haha, oh man, I'm like Charlie Chaplin or something.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Im thinking of spending some of the ssg brave boy cancer collection
On a pair of these for him to wear when he is laid to rest, you know, in order to display his sexy side.

www.weirdasianews.com/2007/04/18/japanese-jeans-are-bringing-sexy-back/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

that's terrible
*picard ascii at the fashion industry*
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I'm not too sure about the last pic

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I've had a tough day too
but I've come out smiling.
Chin up, it'll be better tomorrow. Have a relaxing evening and a good night's sleep, and you'll feel a lot better in the morning.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

thanks
but I'm up again at 5.30am tomorrow
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

What are you doing on here, then?
Get that drink down and GET TO BED.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I've had an excellent day.
I did some weeding and some digging and some painting and some sitting in the sunshine drinking gin-ing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

You think you feel bad?
Some people have got pancreatic cancer.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

here
have some fucking fluff
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

SWEET
that's cheered me right up.
Ta.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

sure thing pal

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

In the next pic the tiger is ripping the monkeys head off

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)