Coffee
and I now know that I lose to a large Rottweiler doggie.
Though to be fair he did paw my stomach as an opening move, and he weighs probably a little under a stone less than me :(
For reference: keep a close eye on what the stumpy-tail's doing to make sure it really is playing, and if in doubt shoot it*

*with a camera. no idea why, but my dslr scared it repeatedly. Poor thing had to be held for his picture to be taken. Camera behing back, no problem. Camera on show, doggie backed off and started looking for places to hide.

Based on that, I'm guessing I could wrestle a small monkey to the ground in a fair fight, or out-gadget a large dog with a fear of cameras.
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)