and you get plastic fucking chairs
those Spanish tourist landlords sure know how to milk an idiot
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

it's not summer unless you're sitting outdoors on a plastic chair
these things make us british
( spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

fuck you and your Britishness
if I have to spend my free time in a hot clime, I'll do it in a khaki suit on a wicker chair being fanned by one of the local girls with my feet resting on something I've just killed. THAT'S Britishness.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)