I like to buy loaf tins
and slice them myself with the electric knife so I can make really thick door stoppers
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Electric knife?
Is it the 1970s again. Fucking hell.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)