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Warburtons thin sliced white bread is the best bread type
all others are vastly inferior

except for cornflakes

and those aren't even bread you fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
yeah, bread

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
I don't really like white bread much.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
it's white bread or a kick in the tits, you choose

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Oh. I'll take the white bread, in that case.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
you can have both if you want?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
No, just the white bread's fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
I'm more of a hovis man.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Is that Russia?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
hmmmmmmmm?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
It's a pancreas.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
I thought it was a feotus

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
It's a pancreas.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
What is it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I've forgotten.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
It looks more like one of JMG's toupees.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
That's never a London international train station

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
thats fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Well,
it is cancerous. Surely you know that by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
And what do you think of the picture?
lololollololol
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
did you see my fucking picture?
right at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
Hah
=)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Fucking awesome toupée!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
I prefer medium sliced.
I'm with you on the Warburtons part
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Oh for fuck sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
oh for fuck's sake

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
suck a flake

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
You like the same bread as Karl.
I'd kill myself if I were you.

These two things aren't related.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
You and karl are related.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
*kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
I like bread.
Sometimes I don't though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm a fucking prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
I like to buy loaf tins
and slice them myself with the electric knife so I can make really thick door stoppers
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Electric knife?
Is it the 1970s again. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

thin medium
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
I like the toastie kind.
It makes nice toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
And also toasties.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
Bread is so versatile
I have discovered bread is not versatile enough to be the following things:

1. Makeshift shurikens
2. Old mattress replacement
3. Patio
4. Toilet Tissue
5. Trendy elbow patches
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
I'm wearing a Hovis merkin right now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Hovis merkin?
Bread'n'dripping?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Eggy bread

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
cheese'n'toast

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
freshly baked bread is the only proper bread
none of this sliced up crap
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
you fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
but it only lasts a couple of days and you end up throwing most of it away

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Only if you're a bread wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Not if you eat it all
and live next to a bakery
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Tesco value ultra thin bread.
Crumbles to pieces when handled.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Packaged bread out here is shit.
We have Bimbo, which appears to be made with 50,000 tonnes of sugar per slice. They do have some British bread, but it goes off within 4 seconds of leaving the supermarket.

Also, FooOOoOOoOO00ooOoooOooooO00ooOoOoOood.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Panrico ftw!
but yeah, i made the mistake buying sugary bread too. with no crust. :/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
Panrico? I think I may have nibbled on their doughnuts.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
I don't mind bimbo bread with bacon
the sweetness goes quite well.
They do nice Brioche too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
thin sliced?
you bag of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Oh, ok, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Actually I prefer brown medium sliced
And bran flakes
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)