freshly baked bread is the only proper bread
none of this sliced up crap
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

you fucking cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

but it only lasts a couple of days and you end up throwing most of it away

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Only if you're a bread wrong.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Not if you eat it all
and live next to a bakery
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)