Gil,
I am on the sofa but my beer is on the table. It is not real beer.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

is the television on?
this is very important, think carefully before you answer
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

no
but i did get up and get my beer.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

i've drunk it now

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

I've got a cup of coffee

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Oh wow, I'm totally going to go & make a coffee

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Oh wow, I've totally got a coffee

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)