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has anyone else eaten any food or switched the television on recently?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
i so have

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
Tody on ove ourr kats kiled an pidgeon infront ov twelv nien yar old.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
129yr olds!?
impressive
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
Show off.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
Most of them thought it was amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
Gudq=witrhk.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
P-I-G-E-O-N YOU THICKO THICKY SLAGBITCH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
NINJA AWAAAY
Also I don't know why, but pigeon and yoghurt sometimes confuse me in their spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
ALSO: IN FRONT, TWO FUCKING WORDS YOU SLACK-FANNIED SHAG BAG THICKO DYKEY ARSEGOBBLER

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
FIXED

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
Type properly or I'll post that picture again.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
YES! FINALLY!
I DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE A TV

LOOK HOW I LORD IT OVER ALL YOU CRETINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
Thanks.
I'm glad I can join the highbrow elite.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
i don't own a tv

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I don't want to be lumped in with people like you.
I'm going to tesco to buy one, right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I own a tv but don't watch it.
This level of restraint makes me better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
weirdo

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
me neither

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
WHY CAN'T WE STAY IN AND PLAY BINGO LIKE THE ELDERLY?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
at least the elderly manage to dodder as far as the bingo club on a saturday night

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
It's a very worrying development.
One that might need clamping down on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
Once.
It was a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

No, but I will be defecating in a minute, then I'm going to have a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
be sure to do a proper wet wipe then

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
Eat well, shit hard. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
combine the two and play turd asteroids

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
no
should i?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
omg I just did that :/
COINCIDENCE :O
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
do monitors count as tellies?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
Only if you have a tv tuner card.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
what about BBC live and a tv license?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Could count also.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I've puked and listened to the radio.
Does this help?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
typical radio one listener then?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Gil,
I am on the sofa but my beer is on the table. It is not real beer.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
is the television on?
this is very important, think carefully before you answer
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
no
but i did get up and get my beer.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
i've drunk it now

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
I've got a cup of coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
Oh wow, I'm totally going to go & make a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
Oh wow, I've totally got a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
I had a barbecue
No TV with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
GOLAZO DE TORRES!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
I don't get why you can't do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Just had a fruit salad here.
Oh yer

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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
I'm nibbling a sausage RIGHT now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
I had a mixed grill for my tea that was rubbish
and I watched a bit of telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)