I think his nonchalant style fits manchester united perfectly.
His touches and finishing are immense.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

he plays like he's asleep, he can't be arsed tracking back and he's just lazy if it's not a big game
or even if it is a big game

I say sell him and hang on to Tevez
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Concurred.
Tevez is a workhorse and always looks for the shot on goal. More of an asset than Berbatov, easily.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

He apparently refused cosmetic surgery on his sickeningly disgusting scars too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

cos he watched lethal weapon
and he knows the girls love me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)