Torres hat-trick in 15 mins :/
Football is so much better than cricket
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

thats not really saying much is it

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

it´s better than rugby?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

nah, I actua\lly enjoyed rugby
at least thats one game where the players can tackle each other and then not act like a baby by rolling on the ground to try to get a free kick.

and I was pretty good at rugby until I had to give it up.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

my mate who played for leeds told me about a guy who broke his thumb when he tried to stick it in someones ass in a scrum

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

No.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

i prefer a bit of snooker myself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

no you don't

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

i bloody well do

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'll be the judge of this, you get back in the kitchen and iron some sandwiches

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

what are you wearing?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

split-crotch rubber fishing waders and a PVC wipe-clean leotard with furry lining

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

jeez, i wish you were MY girl :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I preferred it when it was jidge

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

DON'T YOU JIDGE ME

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Playing it is good,
But watching it is just dull. Almost as dull as watching darts
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

fuck all wrong with watching darts.
you fail at man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

dude are you like 50 or something

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

im 15 lol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

msn?
x x x
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

don't bother posting the screengrabs if she flashes her tits, we've all seen them a million times

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

oh shit its a girl
:/

well that ruined my little post
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

i wish i could still see my tits :(
my fucking chins get in the way
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Thats not a nice term for the Chinese race

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6225598
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

put nipples on your chins

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

no u

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I reckon Lu should get on a snooker table & urinate at the balls
the jet of piss propelling the balls towards the pockets.

It could be called snooker Lu pee.
( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

haha, yeah Torres
with players like him it's no wonder they did well in the Prem ... oh

it's no wonder they did well in the Champions Lea .... oh

I bet he can get a steering lock off really quick
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

he´s the best striker in the world
but thankfully liverpool have feck all else in the form of talent (besides gerrard)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

no he bloody well isn't

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

He's in the top 5.
Behind and Rooney, Berbatov and others.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

fuck Berbatov man, fuck Berbatov right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

*nods*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

I think his nonchalant style fits manchester united perfectly.
His touches and finishing are immense.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

he plays like he's asleep, he can't be arsed tracking back and he's just lazy if it's not a big game
or even if it is a big game

I say sell him and hang on to Tevez
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Concurred.
Tevez is a workhorse and always looks for the shot on goal. More of an asset than Berbatov, easily.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

He apparently refused cosmetic surgery on his sickeningly disgusting scars too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

cos he watched lethal weapon
and he knows the girls love me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Berbatov top 5 in the world?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'd say.
I'm really trying not to mention Robbie Keane here as I know the reaction it'll get.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

You know there are more countries in the world than England, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Wales has some great footballers.
Honest.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I'm well aware of that.
We're talking strikers here though. I believe the best ones in the world play in the premiership.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Emile Ivanhoe Heskey
is by far the greatest striker ever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

bah
1. Torres
2. Eto´o
3. Anelka
4. Rooney
5. Villa

Going on last seasons form and goals.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

No Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

he´s fucking shite

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

He's fucking shite in anything other than worthless games.
He's not a big game player whatsoever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Here's the revised list for you.
1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.
and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I just logged back into Warcraft after a six month hiatus
I'm about to order pizza
JMG must be.....so proud. *sheds single tear*
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I might go get a pizza
but which one?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'll be getting a Large pizza.
If you're fat and internet, the toppings don't matter. You can't taste anything if you're shovelling it in that fast.
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

MEAT FEAST

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Henry's.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

that's a vacuum cleaner you useless prick

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Pepperoni!
it´s a proper mans pizza
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

WITH EXTRA MOTOR OIL AND NAILS

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

DELIVERED BY NAKED LESBIANS

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

playing mealoaf ´life is a lemon´´
and delivering with a free tool set
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

We've lost another one :(

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Thanks for fucking ruining it for me.
Cunt.

I WAS going to listen to the rest of the cricket and then watch the football on iPlayer, but thanks.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Wrong.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

omg 4

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

:D
lo lo lololololooooooooooooooo

y vivvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaa españaaaaaaaaaa
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)