I just showed an African around my house.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

what did they steal?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

nothing, it's all been packed up.
He's even learned to say "aks" instead of "ask".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

did you show off with your ´running water´ etc

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Are you Madonna?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

No :(
This week I've had some fit girls, some geeks and now an african in my bedroom.

I should have made some porno :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

That would be an ace premise for a porn film!
Advertise a room for rent enter man with 'tache...

'Hi I have come to look at your room'
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)