wife swap
which celebrity would you swap with?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Angelina Jolie.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

OH SHIT

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

haha
gay
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

It's not gay if you don't push back.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Look, BNP RAM
www.ebuyer.com/product/166461
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

that'll help with keeping forrins out of your case

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

all i've got for trade is a used anime love doll
is that ok?
( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Long as I end up with David Tennant
I don't give a rats ass!
( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

He went out with Sophia Myles
you have him, I'll have her kthx
( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

deal!

( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

if you do it like this, there'll be a race condition
either broadalon will swap first, so when jenpalon swaps her husband will be broadalon, or jenpalon will swap first, so when broadalon swaps his wife will be jenpalon. either way: broadsword and jenpots up a tree, cijasiie
( spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

mrs kelly jones
lovely lovely kelly jones
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

He's got a vagina on his arm.
britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/kelly-jones-injured-arm.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

:(((((
poor lovely lovely kelly jones lovely
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

he looks like the new mr spock

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

i fancy the bloke who plays the new spock but only as the new spock

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

you don't like him when he's slicing the tops of peoples heads off?

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

no only as spock with those little pointy ears and the srs bsns face

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

i don´t have a wife so the other person would be a bit screwed
it would more be like "i´m going to shag your wife"

this would be a great show

i´d take jennifer connelly. and i´d dress up as david bowie from labyrinth.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Jennifer Connelly. Yes please.
Or Anne Hathaway.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

oh man.. yes. she is perfection.
i like my brunettes.

www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news/HathSideBoobGo.jpg

awesome. she would be in my top 3 ever. with natalie portman.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5972566
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

ooh yeah i suppose she does have a bit of julia roberts in her
but thats probably because i watched pretty woman as a kid and she gave me my first boners
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm not so fussed about the Portman.
I'll leave her for you. Brunettes FTW.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

aww thanks
jessica alba, salma hayek, sara carbonero and penelope cruz´s younger sister
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

*googles*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

*fwaps*
Also Audrey Tatou and Anelise Hesme who was in the England Vs France Renault Clio ads a while back. Phwaar!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

yes!
fuck man we should be best friends.

but promise not to shag each others birds
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I'll only be your friend if in the theoretical situation that:
We are in the same place at the same time and any of the aforementiond girls is present and they show an interest you promise to try not to shag them.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

I just showed an African around my house.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

what did they steal?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

nothing, it's all been packed up.
He's even learned to say "aks" instead of "ask".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

did you show off with your ´running water´ etc

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Are you Madonna?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

No :(
This week I've had some fit girls, some geeks and now an african in my bedroom.

I should have made some porno :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

That would be an ace premise for a porn film!
Advertise a room for rent enter man with 'tache...

'Hi I have come to look at your room'
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Christine Hamilton
I bet she's a minx.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I reckon she swallows

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

oh man
i bet she swallows, sicks it up, passes it round, spits it out and then swallows it
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

She'd let you do all sorts of dirty to her.
Neil's a lucky guy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

A lucky man indeed!
It is all those awful ties he wears that really get her going.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I know some one who tapped off with her.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

tapped off?
You mean like knob her silly?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

To be honest, Christine couldn't get much sillier than she is.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

SSG

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I forget,
Did you have dibs on her?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

I'm near the front of the queue

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I imagine I'll probably be dealing with his affairs
after, y'know....

I'll inform his girlfriend. Good work on the tribute thread BTW, I have also made a picture too, it's lovely. www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Jack Tweed

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)