Here's the revised list for you.
1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.
and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)