I'm not so fussed about the Portman.
I'll leave her for you. Brunettes FTW.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

aww thanks
jessica alba, salma hayek, sara carbonero and penelope cruz´s younger sister
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

*googles*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

*fwaps*
Also Audrey Tatou and Anelise Hesme who was in the England Vs France Renault Clio ads a while back. Phwaar!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

yes!
fuck man we should be best friends.

but promise not to shag each others birds
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I'll only be your friend if in the theoretical situation that:
We are in the same place at the same time and any of the aforementiond girls is present and they show an interest you promise to try not to shag them.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)