I love this:
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8099735.stm
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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That's tough luck right there.
Bit of a stretch of the word "shocking" though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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